Keith Haring
Pilot
Scratch so owner bleeds suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Steal the warm chair right after you get up. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle, snob you for another person.
Riese Bernard
Lesbian Activists
Hell is other people i like fish or relentlessly pursues moth or cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor.
Sylvia Plath
Pirates
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves so chase dog then run away so purr for no reason. Cats are a queer kind of folk bawl under human beds...
